Sister Agnes Divine
"Come sin with me"
One would expect a nun to be chaste, holy, kind, compassionate, devout, selfless and above all modest.
I tried this approach but all those repressive feelings based on fear and guilt bored me to high heaven and turned me into the devout atheist and narcissistic hedonist that I am today. This is, of course, our little secret. Keep it so or else your penance under me will be even more savage.
Fear not I still love religion deeply, the beautiful churches, iconography, trappings, hypocrisy added to the respect my position commands and the power over wretched souls such as your own. I'll never give that up.
Come to me my child and let me abuse you.